DIY GoPro Aerial Photography Inventions

"Inventions" really mean invention attempts. After four brilliant builds - none yielding clear, elevated photos from the GoPro Session.  The goal was to find an alternate to the original camera kite, as Maine has ceased all consistent wind for the past two weeks. I want something I can chuck straight up that has a slowed descent while having a small footprint so I can keep it in the car.

Hopefully, more success happens further down the page.  Let's start recapping the failures first...