What if Jesus was walking around today. Still the same great ( fill in your own label ) yet zipping around North America and not so serious, aka "Jesusy". I mean he must had had a few laughs in elementary school or put a flesh-eating beetle in someones sleeping bag. Cant you see a sandal wearing teacher saying, "Come now Jesus, turn ye frown upside down."

 

It would not be a far stretch to accept that if Jesus returned and settled in North America - he would certainly capture the role of President
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And what about Jesus putting to win the U.S. Open. Rest easy - all His proceeds are set for vaccine research without the need for or hinderance of corporate funding. And yes His win is assured.
Tiger Woods gives a worldwide record amout towards charity, why couldnt you see Jesus doing the same? Should all efforts to cloth and feed the needy require those efforts to be wrapped in sorrow? Is it blastmamous to even think about feeding an entire city by sinking a 30 ft putt?

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Have you ever asked yourself why Jesus is kept at arms length from the public by locking his visage thousands of years ago and frozen with a face of sorrow. Would he be no lesser of a God and light of the world if he was popular? Where in the scriptures does it paint a zest for life and a beacon of warth to ALL to be even remotly unholy? Depicted here, the modern-day Jesus is not taking in vanity, he's just hot. 

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